If you don't already have a boyfriend (as I tend to attract those broads), have your license plate stickers in the correct place, don't mind rocking cleavage, enjoy getting drunk by the pool, camping, off-roading, drink beers & not fruity beverages, love baseball (note: I said LOVE not like), know how to accept the fact that I wear the pants in this relationship, and have a car of your own feel free to shoot me a message.
It's important that I clear something up right out of the gate. While I'm no alcoholic, I do drink. A lot. Most of the activities I enjoy (baseball/football games, barbeques, camping, off-roading, fishing, etc) are beer friendly. I only mention this because I play hard and some people feel as though pounding beers on the weekend is socially unacceptable. To hell with them. During the week i'm an adult in a major way. I started and own a national construction firm that is kicking ass and taking names. In short, i'm busy.
I don't have time for your telephone call at noon telling me you just woke up and can't find one of your high heels. I don't want to hear about how you and one of your girlfriends are fighting. I don't want to hear about your kid and I certainly don't want to hear about your daddy issues.
I have a golden retriever, Murphy, and a best friend, Eric, who will both always come before you.
If you have a kid, this isn't going to work, I promise.
I split my time between AZ and Denver for work. In between, there is a lot of being drunk by the pool, shooting things, and good times going on. If you think you can handle being a part of it all, drop me a line.
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